- Amanda Congdon
The one-time It Girl of internet news, the former Rocketboom anchor spent time as an ABC web correspondent and now stars in a webcast called Sometimesdaily.
- Bill Gates
Run over by Google on the road ahead. Now doing genuinely good work saving the world.
- Chris Crocker (“Leave Britney Alooone!”)
Like Gary Brolsma, the Numa Numa Guy, inhabits the nether world of self-parody, music video, and reality TV.
- Dancing Baby
Creepy homunculus featured on Ally McBeal did the rehab thing after stardom waned. Now 12, studying for bar mitzvah in San Fernando valley.
- Rick Astley
Rickrolling made him famous all over again, but it’s unclear that his music career will get a sustained bounce from the online joke.
- Lolcat
The “I can has cheezburger” guys made real money, and cats with funny captions will always be funny. Rumors of persist tension with new star Keyboard Cat.
- Dramatic Prairie Dog
AKA Dramatic Chipmunk. Probably roadkill, and not just metaphorically like Bill Gates.
- Miss South Carolina Teen USA
Lauren Caitlin Upton brainlocked on television ("The Iraq, such as...") but went on to college at Appalachian State University and works as a model.
- Kimbo Slice
Street brawler turned mixed martial arts fighter went down hard once he met top competition. Now appearing on a reality show in hopes of getting back in the game.
