- 1. Doctoring Your Resume
This once cost a Notre Dame football coach his job.
- 2. Sexual Harassment or Misconduct
Unless you are a politician, of course.
- 3. Absenteeism
Half the job is showing up, so you need to show up.
- 4. Too Much Personal Business
The internet takes this one to a whole new level.
- 5. Theft
Come on, people, this one's in the Bible.
- 6. Poor Job Performance
Jay Leno and his boss can pull this off, but not you.
- 7. Being a Jerk
The bar is pretty high for this one, for better or worse.
- 8. Insubordination
The modern, team-oriented workplace still has its hierarchies.
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