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11 Ways to Make Your Coworkers Hate You


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By Dennis McCafferty on 2010-03-11

Etiquette may not be dead, but it's endangered. Even people who aren't downright rude can be heedless and self-involved -- and that can make for an uncomfortable workplace.

 

  • The Public Private Call

    Coworkers don't need to know how your date went last night, so tone down your phone conversations.

  • E-mail Vents

    Build in a cool-off period before pressing "send" on a rant. Don't e-mail anything you wouldn't want to see on the company bulletin board.

  • Mute Button Fail

    Conference calls should not be punctuated by the sound of crunching Doritos. That's what the "mute" button is for.

  • Bad Hygiene

    Mix in a toothbrush or some mouthwash after lunch. Please.

  • Good Hygiene Gone Wrong

    Flossing or gargling in the office is tacky. Use the restroom.

  • Oversharing

    "Reply" and "Reply to all" are separate buttons for a reason. Don't spam people with needless correspondence.

  • Facebook Familiarity

    Best not to dis the company with your status updates, whether or not you have colleagues among your online friends.

  • Oral Fixation

    Chew with your mouth closed, just like mom said. If you must chew gum, be discreet.

  • Ringtone Mania

    You think the theme from Shaft is a cool ringtone. You are correct, but the whole office need not be reminded of your pop-culture expertise.

  • TMI

    In briefings, share only details that need to be shared; if they want to know every incremental step, they'll ask.

  • Working Blue

    The workplace isn't a frat house. Dispense with the f-bombs and sexual innuendos -- even with the same sex.