Spin Unspun: January 2003By Joshua Weinberger | Posted 2003-01-01 Email Print
Re-Thinking HR: What Every CIO Needs to Know About Tomorrow's Workforce
Tripling the light fantastic.
"A.T. Kearney today launched 'Accelerate Your Savings', an innovative service offering [that] 'is unique in its commitment to guarantee a dramatic return on investment of 300 percent to approved participants with no financial risk.'"
Excerpt From A.T. Kearney Corporate Press Release, 12/16/2002
Who says there's no such thing as a free lunch? A.T. Kearney Procurement Solutions (ATKPS)part of the management-consulting subsidiary of industry powerhouse EDSis tempting the masses by dangling the chance to triple an investment by using the company's services. Those prospective clients, though, will have to overlook some fuzzy math.
Three hundred percent is a nice round figurealmost as round as zero, the number of dollars that ATKPS says clients would need to fork over when they embark on Phase One of the its program "with no financial risk." The problem is, if you're putting up zero dollars, a 300% return on your investment comes back looking painfully familiar: the same zero dollars. Try boasting about that at your next budget meeting.
As it turns out, though, the "investment" is the 25% cut of the savings that ATKPS promises to negotiate with its clients. (The client pockets the remaining 75% in savingshence the threefold "return.") As ATKPS's director of product strategy, Alenna Merrihew, points out, "'no financial risk' doesn't mean 'no financial outlay.'" ATKPS's customers won't pay a dime until the conclusion of the first phase of the engagementthe point at which future savings will have been identified and planned out. By then, customers will know what they're getting for their money. Besides, as even Merrihew notes, "Nothing in this world is completely for free."