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The Credit Hog
No matter who does the work, the boss somehow gets the impression that this guy pulled the heaviest load.
The Whiner
We've all got problems, but do you have to talk about yours quite so much?
The Creep
Small spaces. Long hours. And now your host, Da-vid Letterman!
The Slacker
Lazy or just disinterested? Either way, everyone else has to carry her.
The Bungler
Can't do much right, although that doesn't always keep him from getting promoted.
The Apple Polisher
Being a Teacher's Pet was uncool in third grade.
The Disruptor
Trying to work? Too bad. This guy thinks you should take a break whenever he does.
The Backstabber
Take comfort in the fact she may meet the same people on the way down that she met on the way up.
The Teflon Man
Nothing bad ever sticks to this person, no matter what he steps in.